You smile like a saint but you curse like a sailor...

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

That would be so funny

(vía the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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everdeenly:

life-of-hannah:

Girl, that is NOT how you play Twister

Twerk.

everdeenly:

life-of-hannah:

Girl, that is NOT how you play Twister

Twerk.

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stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

(vía the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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"Satisfaction is not in my nature."

(Fuente: lokihiddleston, vía tomhiddleblog)

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hxcfairy:

It’s a bad sign when the scary lookin’ bad guy knows better than to let you out…

(vía tomhiddleblog)

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